Rimp Pelosi and Steny Hoyer, the Magical Tag Team
Take that, you un-American Nazi mean Hitlers, you! We, Speaker of de House Nancy (Rimp) Pelosi and House Mayority Leader Steny Hoy-Hoy-Hoyer, are here in USA Today to shout you down! Why? Because that’s what we smart folks do when doo-doo heads like you Republican Nazis make trouble for the rest of the country.
You see, Americans have been waiting lots of minutes for quality, affordable health care. And now you want to go and rune it for everybody. You stink!
“Lemme take this one, Steny. Rimp Pelosi here. Lemme tell you something. Health coverage wuz on everybody’s mind as early as 1912. I remember it on accounta it was the year I got married. This guy named Teddy Roosevelt who was a president said people should have health care.
“Reemp, you eediot! Heez name wuzn’t Taddy Roosevelt! It wuz Franklin! Why can’t you get ahnything right?”
“Sorry, Steny. I’ll try to do betterer.”
“Waall, we got to go, folks. But remamber, don’t leesten to thos Repahblican eediots. Leesten to us!”
[Music up and out]
Comments 4
Chastened are we.
August 10th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I thought that was the year of the first facelift.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
aelfheld: Which “first” facelift? She’s had several.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@Howard Portnoy – There’s a first time for everything, no matter the number of subsequent repetitions.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
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