ZOMBIE CONTENTIONS

For those of you who would rather wait until all the days have weighed in, tough toenails.  I’m packing it in for the week after my little conference call with “Ax” and the community organizers. All of their “stories” assures me of one thing: that the Obamanauts really think we’re stupid and they think that most other Obamanauts are stupid if they are inspired by this shøt.

On to Happy Hump Day IBALW:

Chavez declares war on golf:

“Let’s leave this clear,” Mr. Chávez said during a live broadcast of his Sunday television program. “Golf is a bourgeois sport,” he said, repeating the word “bourgeois” as if he were swallowing castor oil. Then he went on, mocking the use of golf carts as a practice illustrating the sport’s laziness.

Obamas at leisure.  With golf tee.  Don’t tell Hugo.

Stuck for questions to ask when you’re invited to speak up at TGL’s next townhall? Gregory of Yardale has the list of approved queries.

Jim Treacher cuts out the middle man and asks the postman to handle his healthcare.  I don’t know, but I think Jim has caught on to the biggest presidential healthcare boner since “Yeah, your mom was 100 when she got her pacemaker.  She’s got a lot of joy and loves life.  She’s 105 now.  I would have said, ‘Give her a pain pill and don’t bother with the pacemaker.’  In fact, it’s not to late to reverse your decision and start making sacrifices.  Time for some serious reflection.”