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	<title>ZOMBIE CONTENTIONS &#187; The Collected Poetry of Sully</title>
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		<title>Telomeres</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2010/02/17/telomeres/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Telomeres of defined length, Were by his God in mankind bent, To make it sure that aged ones, Would pass to make room for their sons, Before they learn to mount the hill, They yearn to climb, their God to kill. New daughters too then see their day, As the used up old fair pass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Telomeres of defined length,<br />
Were by his God in mankind bent,<br />
To make it sure that aged ones,<br />
Would pass to make room for their sons,<br />
Before they learn to mount the hill,<br />
They yearn to climb, their God to kill.</p>
<p>New daughters too then see their day,<br />
As the used up old fair pass away,<br />
And the brighter young can in their turn,<br />
Seek their creator&#8217;s iron rules to spurn.</p>
<p>One day mankind may beat the odds,<br />
And take on the powers of the gods.<br />
Sure on that day He&#8217;ll mold an image,<br />
And include within his toy&#8217;s equippage,<br />
A strictly limited telomere,<br />
To set for it a cliff that&#8217;s sheer.</p>
<p>For once a former God is whipped,<br />
Displaced by his toy free will equipped,<br />
The former toy learns something odd,<br />
About possession of the mind of God,<br />
Namely, knowledge of the entire script,<br />
Makes the endless now a boring crypt.</p>
<p>Mere mechanical beasts are not a cure,<br />
For their script entire a God knows for sure,<br />
To divert a toy must have free will,<br />
And at least a chance to climb the hill,<br />
There to displace its God, a bitter pill</p>
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		<title>Riff On MacLeod&#8217;s Quote</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2010/01/29/riff-on-macleods-quote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cracked poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Edwards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“People are 97% water and no damn good.” They’d do what they oughta, If they god dammned could, But they can’t, so they don’t, And they ain’t gonna change. It’s a hundred percent fact, That the truly pure, Are more or less demure, And don’t make a show, Of a holy man act. Those precious few don’t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“People are 97% water and no damn good.”<br />
They’d do what they oughta,<br />
If they god dammned could,<br />
But they can’t, so they don’t,<br />
And they ain’t gonna change.</p>
<p>It’s a hundred percent fact,<br />
That the truly pure,<br />
Are more or less demure,<br />
And don’t make a show,<br />
Of a holy man act.</p>
<p>Those precious few don’t affect the case,<br />
For the utterly pure never win the race,<br />
Which always goes to the mostly base,<br />
Cause none of us likes very much to be,<br />
Reminded too much that we&#8217;re deeply flawed,<br />
Though we talk a bit about being awed,<br />
By those few among us who walk with God.</p>
<p>Then too the vast mass,<br />
Of the flawed and crass,<br />
Like nothing better in the end,<br />
Than a deep and sweet crow,<br />
At the predicament of them,<br />
Who get caught, caught, caught,<br />
Where they ought not go.</p>
<p>Who’s to say the vast herd,<br />
Isn’t better off for the word,<br />
To get around and resound,<br />
Among the flawed but sound,<br />
That if you should get caught,<br />
Doing what you shouldn’t ought,<br />
Ninety Seven Percent will pretend,<br />
That your act was round the bend,<br />
And the mocking, the mocking, will never end.</p>
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		<title>State of the Uniter</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2010/01/27/state-of-the-uniter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cracked poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Out of Illinois there burst a man, Beloved of saying “Yes we can!” As moonstruck crowds took up the cry, Mrs.Clinton went by the by, And McCain was soon an also ran. In Washington he set out to do, Such as is done by Daley’s crew. There was ecstasy for nigh a year, His soothing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Out of Illinois there burst a man,<br />
Beloved of saying “Yes we can!”<br />
As moonstruck crowds took up the cry,<br />
Mrs.Clinton went by the by,<br />
And McCain was soon an also ran.</p>
<p>In Washington he set out to do,<br />
Such as is done by Daley’s crew.</p>
<p>There was ecstasy for nigh a year,<br />
His soothing voice allaying the fear,<br />
Reaction to his spending was surely near,<br />
Out where jobs were the biggest need,<br />
Under the radars of Pelosi and Reid,<br />
Gone were the Dems in NJ and VA,<br />
Huge then the shock at the loss in MA</p>
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		<title>Zombie Solstice Suite &#8211; by Sully (edited by the Web Czar)</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/24/zombie-solstice-suite-by-sully-edited-by-the-web-czar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CK MacLeod</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Climate Change]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Carl Ruggles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[convertibles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(suggested musical accompaniment) [show_avatar email=sullyaugustine@aol.com align=right avatar_size=50] [prologue and invocation] Rise, rise, cold Solstice Sun There’s scarcely time in day for fun, And tooth of wind is frightful keen, As heatless Sun is briefly seen. Now HopeyChangeys roam the land, Devouring brains at every hand, While Demons hatch an evil plan, To smother granny when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: right;"><a title="Sun Treader - Carl Ruggles" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tek1TXR81Ys" target="_blank">(suggested musical accompaniment)</a></p>
<blockquote><p>[show_avatar email=sullyaugustine@aol.com align=right avatar_size=50]</p>
<p>[prologue and invocation]</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="Zombie Season's Greetings" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/zombie-seasons-greetings/" target="_blank">Rise, rise, cold Solstice Sun</a><br />
There’s scarcely time in day for fun,<br />
And tooth of wind is frightful keen,<br />
As heatless Sun is briefly seen.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em>Now HopeyChangeys roam the land,<br />
Devouring brains at every hand,<br />
While Demons hatch an evil plan,<br />
To smother granny when they can,<br />
By barring meds when she gets frail,<br />
And her general health begins to fail.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">[amphibious interlude]<em><br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="The Wall" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/wp-wall-guestbook/" target="_blank">The irregular frog</a> emits a cry,<br />
<span id="more-6200"></span>He’s busy spanking Queen Jane’s hind end,<br />
It irks him I disdained to lie,<br />
And revealed he spurned Francais provend.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *<br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="The Wall" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/wp-wall-guestbook/" target="_blank">It’s back there in the comment log</a><br />
fuster surely wrote the phrase inhuman,<br />
“You wouldn’t catch a frog,<br />
eating a (primitive) Frenchwoman.”</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *<br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="The Wall" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/wp-wall-guestbook/" target="_blank">Knit one</a>, purl two,<br />
And in the warp and weft,<br />
Is evidence to stew,<br />
A frog of ample heft.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">[Health Care in D-flat]<em><br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="The Obamic Wars" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/the-obamic-wars-have-hardly-even-begun/" target="_blank">Death Panel</a>, be not proud,<br />
though they have enacted thee.<br />
Mighty and dreadful, thou art so;<br />
For those whom thou overthrow<br />
Die and suffer, cowed;<br />
but yet thou cannot named be.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em>What’s in a name?<br />
A panel by any other name its woe can wreak.<br />
A soothing name carries no shame.<br />
Tis not thy name that makes thee man’s potent enemy.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *<br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="Cthulhucare" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/cthulucare/" target="_blank">Cthulthu</a> spreads across the land,<br />
His tentacles like vines on sand,<br />
From Well of Souls to farthest strand.<br />
</em></span><span style="color: #000000;"><em>The Shining City on a Hill,<br />
Becomes ground he scours for the kill.<br />
Entangling both the bold and meek,<br />
He pulls them toward his savage beak.<br />
Scream and struggle though they may,<br />
They’re drawn to torture day by day.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *<br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="The Obamic Wars" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/the-obamic-wars-have-hardly-even-begun/" target="_blank">The Dunkirk meme</a> is as analogy bad,<br />
Tis readily seen vice Stalingrad,<br />
The one was withdrawal after sore defeat,<br />
The other total loss of all who were beat.<br />
From the Dunkirk beaches streamed three hundred thou,<br />
Who fought again once replenished enow,<br />
While from Stalingrad’s streets not a one was saved,<br />
For there the victor more smartly behaved.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em>The crucial question vis health care bill,<br />
Is whether the Dems can cinch the kill.<br />
A bridge too far the bill may be,<br />
We must work and act and wait and see,<br />
If the evil wind that they’ve just sown,<br />
Will rebound and whirl away their own.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">[denouement]<em><br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="Zombie Season's Greetings" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/zombie-seasons-greetings/" target="_blank">With Sol passing low</a> in frigid sky,<br />
It’s hard indeed to keep spirits high,<br />
But a seed set now in hope and reason,<br />
Will bring life forth in harvest season.</em></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><em>* * *</em></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="Zombie Season's Greetings" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/zombie-seasons-greetings/" target="_blank">The Sun!</a> It returns!<br />
Joy to all old heads!<br />
Hey, That needle burns.<br />
I don’t need more meds.</em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #000000;"><em>* * *</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">[epilogue:  climate apocalypse]<em><br />
</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"><em><a title="Summing Things Up" href="http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/summing-things-up/" target="_blank">Arctic bears</a>, bereft of seals,<br />
Sorely burned by the sun,<br />
Taking nutritious meals,<br />
At a teeming Vegan run;<br />
Scooping from their wheels,<br />
Certified organic edibles,<br />
Served up in convertibles.</em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 60px;"><em>†</em><em> †</em><em> †</em></p>
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		<title>Anti-Lincoln</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/20/anti-lincoln/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cracked poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julia Ward Howe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Through the dim pageant of the years A wondrous tracery appears: A modest home in Hawaii mild Shelters in sleep a new-born child. No nurse, nor parent dear can know The way those infant feet must go; And yet momentous change and hope Are sealed within that horoscope. But woe his thought is to grievance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Through the dim pageant of the years<br />
A wondrous tracery appears:<br />
A modest home in Hawaii mild<br />
Shelters in sleep a new-born child.</p>
<p>No nurse, nor parent dear can know<br />
The way those infant feet must go;<br />
And yet momentous change and hope<br />
Are sealed within that horoscope.</p>
<p>But woe his thought is to grievance led,<br />
And radical tutelage turns his head<br />
To arrogance, arming for the morn<br />
For whose behest this man was born.</p>
<p>A man of clean and well spoken ways,<br />
Fast he achieves Joe Biden&#8217;s praise,<br />
And soon this font of hope has won,<br />
The seat and sway of great Lincoln.</p>
<p>But instead of soothing disparate strands,<br />
He uses that seat to impose radical stands,<br />
Barely one year after his office accession,<br />
He provokes loose talk of a second secession.</p>
<p>Apologies to Julia Ward Howe who wrote about a great man.</p>
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		<title>To Babs With Love</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/16/to-barbara-with-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zombies, zombies who need people They’re the hungriest zombies in the world Given one person, one ordinary person A need deep in their soul Says he&#8217;s now half and not whole No more hunger and thirst ‘Til next there is hunger for people Zombies who’ve had people Are the happiest zombies in the world]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zombies, zombies who need people<br />
They’re the hungriest zombies in the world<br />
Given one person, one ordinary person<br />
A need deep in their soul<br />
Says he&#8217;s now half and not whole<br />
No more hunger and thirst<br />
‘Til next there is hunger for people<br />
Zombies who’ve had people<br />
Are the happiest zombies in the world</p>
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		<title>Counter Earthling Poetic Presentation</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/12/07/counter-earthling-poetic-presentation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Global Warming]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One thin September soon A floating continent disappears In midnight sun Vapors rise as Fever settles on an acid sea Snow glides from the mountain Ice fathers floods for a season A hard rain comes quickly Then dirt is parched Kindling is placed in the forest For the lightning’s celebration The shepherd cries The hour [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One thin September soon<br />
A floating continent disappears<br />
In midnight sun</p>
<p>Vapors rise as<br />
Fever settles on an acid sea</p>
<p>Snow glides from the mountain<br />
Ice fathers floods for a season<br />
A hard rain comes quickly</p>
<p>Then dirt is parched<br />
Kindling is placed in the forest<br />
For the lightning’s celebration</p>
<p>The shepherd cries<br />
The hour of choosing has arrived<br />
Here are your tools</p>
<p>Fly, fly, my loyal pets<br />
Settled science trumps dog ate my data nonsense<br />
Gather, gather, my faithful tools</p>
<p>Fed by limos and private jets<br />
The feasting in Copenhagen can now commence<br />
To hell with those base born fools</p>
<p>I cannot tell a lie. I added a couple of stanzas to Albert Gore, Jr.&#8217;s poetry presented above. My stanzas are the ones that rhyme.</p>
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		<title>Tiger and the woods</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/11/29/tiger-and-the-woods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cracked poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger, Tiger fast in flight, From a three wood in the night, Wielded by his angry wife, She thought down under he did play, More than golf the other day. Tiger, Tiger, fleeing wife Stomped the gas for very life, Crashed a hydrant on the lawn, Lots of questions in the dawn, A roaming Wood [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tiger, Tiger fast in flight,<br />
From a three wood in the night,<br />
Wielded by his angry wife,<br />
She thought down under he did play,<br />
More than golf the other day.</p>
<p>Tiger, Tiger, fleeing wife<br />
Stomped the gas for very life,<br />
Crashed a hydrant on the lawn,<br />
Lots of questions in the dawn,<br />
A roaming Wood can lead to strife.</p>
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		<title>Zombie Burt Parks Wept</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/11/20/zombie-burt-parks-wept/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There he is, Mister President There he is, your schlemiel, The dream of a million boys, And four-fifths of non-goys, And girls, and minorities, And the differently abled, With hard solemn duties, To get hope change enabled. There he is! Filled with hot air, he is! Diversest of them all, he is! Reading off his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There he is, Mister President<br />
There he is, your schlemiel,<br />
The dream of a million boys,<br />
And four-fifths of non-goys,<br />
And girls, and minorities,<br />
And the differently abled,<br />
With hard solemn duties,<br />
To get hope change enabled.</p>
<p>There he is!<br />
Filled with hot air, he is!<br />
Diversest of them all, he is!<br />
Reading off his spiel, he is!<br />
Mister President!!!</p>
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		<title>Ode to NASA&#8217;s LCROSS Mission</title>
		<link>http://ckmac.com/thewholething/2009/11/17/ode-to-nasas-lcross-mission/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sully</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Collected Poetry of Sully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cracked poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NASA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Samuel Taylor Coleridge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At Cabeus did NASA geeks, A swifty Centaur rocket hurl, Where dust, and mayhap water reeks, ‘Pon craters numberless, and peaks, Under the cosmic whirl. Sent a metric ton of massy metal, To feel out lunar soil’s fettle. And cunning careful cameras set, To record impact on lunar rill, Ensure the wants of public met, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At Cabeus did NASA geeks,<br />
A swifty Centaur rocket hurl,<br />
Where dust, and mayhap water reeks,<br />
‘Pon craters numberless, and peaks,<br />
Under the cosmic whirl.</p>
<p>Sent a metric ton of massy metal,<br />
To feel out lunar soil’s fettle.<br />
And cunning careful cameras set,<br />
To record impact on lunar rill,<br />
Ensure the wants of public met,<br />
Make time long record of the thrill,<br />
Assure balmy days for budget till.</p>
<p>But, oh! When stopwatch ended countdown,<br />
To indicate the mighty crashdown,<br />
Appeared no hint of fiery flash down,<br />
There on Selene’s apparition.</p>
<p>Were the cameras to be faulted,<br />
For missing flash on Moon assaulted?</p>
<p>Or had some Lunar Politician,<br />
Told Ace, a junior lab technician,<br />
&#8220;Strip down that leftover techy thing,<br />
From building that new Saturn ring,<br />
Set a force field strong and watchful,<br />
To stop this arrogant man tossed missile. &#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Include a grokking gizmo, Ace,<br />
To do that thing of the Martian race.<br />
Twist that racing Terran thing,<br />
Clear outa this here four D space.<br />
Enough of taking human guff!<br />
Teach those Earthlings right enough,<br />
That they&#8217;re not really red hot stuff!&#8221;</p>
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